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» My sex misconceptions
rapists
after hearing someone use the word 'rapist' (think I was about 6), i asked my mum what it meant. She mumbled something about it being a man who attacks women for something that only women have.
I thought it was someone who stole jewellrey.
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 9:52, More)
rapists
after hearing someone use the word 'rapist' (think I was about 6), i asked my mum what it meant. She mumbled something about it being a man who attacks women for something that only women have.
I thought it was someone who stole jewellrey.
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 9:52, More)
» Fancy Dress
Moved on
Having been at a Film Character party with my lady friend, we were walking back home as the sun was coming up, sobriety nothing but a distant memory.
For some reason, we sat down on some grass for a rest (the ten minute walk clearly too much for us at this stage) and both promptly fell asleep. I’ve no idea how much time passed, but we were woken up by someone saying ‘hello…? Are you ok….?’ Open my eyes to see two uniformed coppers looking down at us. They promptly ‘move us on’ asking for ID, where we live etc.
As they head off, one of them says over his shoulder ‘Nice costumes, by the way’. Being drunk and disoriented meant I had forgotten that lady and I were dressed as Supergirl and Luke Skywalker, respectively.
Can just imagine them first noticing us lying there. The best thing is when they first woke us, they asked if we had somewhere to go, or if we were homeless. As if people sleeping rough, dressed as a Jedi was an everyday occurrence?!
Walked home the rest of the way attracting curious glances from the workers of Edinburgh as they commuted into work. Like to think we gave them something to talk about when they get to the office.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 11:53, More)
Moved on
Having been at a Film Character party with my lady friend, we were walking back home as the sun was coming up, sobriety nothing but a distant memory.
For some reason, we sat down on some grass for a rest (the ten minute walk clearly too much for us at this stage) and both promptly fell asleep. I’ve no idea how much time passed, but we were woken up by someone saying ‘hello…? Are you ok….?’ Open my eyes to see two uniformed coppers looking down at us. They promptly ‘move us on’ asking for ID, where we live etc.
As they head off, one of them says over his shoulder ‘Nice costumes, by the way’. Being drunk and disoriented meant I had forgotten that lady and I were dressed as Supergirl and Luke Skywalker, respectively.
Can just imagine them first noticing us lying there. The best thing is when they first woke us, they asked if we had somewhere to go, or if we were homeless. As if people sleeping rough, dressed as a Jedi was an everyday occurrence?!
Walked home the rest of the way attracting curious glances from the workers of Edinburgh as they commuted into work. Like to think we gave them something to talk about when they get to the office.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 11:53, More)
» Child Labour
frozen hell
A mate was unfortunate enough to work in a frozen food factory and - for a few paltry pennies- he had to don a white coat and hairnet and use a syringe to pipe garlic oil into the slits of a frozen baguette. For 8 hours. Smell didn’t go down well with the ladies when hanging out in the park after work.
He was eventually promoted and had to put toppings on frozen pizzas. Ever bought a pizza and thought the positioning of pepperoni resembled a face? That’ll be the boredom kicking in. (apparently there weren’t enough slices per pizza to spell out the obvious profanities).
Think he was replaced by a machine.
(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 14:27, More)
frozen hell
A mate was unfortunate enough to work in a frozen food factory and - for a few paltry pennies- he had to don a white coat and hairnet and use a syringe to pipe garlic oil into the slits of a frozen baguette. For 8 hours. Smell didn’t go down well with the ladies when hanging out in the park after work.
He was eventually promoted and had to put toppings on frozen pizzas. Ever bought a pizza and thought the positioning of pepperoni resembled a face? That’ll be the boredom kicking in. (apparently there weren’t enough slices per pizza to spell out the obvious profanities).
Think he was replaced by a machine.
(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 14:27, More)
» Fancy Dress
Another underground station...
carrying on from quantum sheep's 'cockfosters', a mate went to a similar party where there was a chap who had crudely drawn a large beer label on a plain white t-shirt.
he was Maida Vale.
I acutally laughed when I first heard this. Sorry.
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 13:32, More)
Another underground station...
carrying on from quantum sheep's 'cockfosters', a mate went to a similar party where there was a chap who had crudely drawn a large beer label on a plain white t-shirt.
he was Maida Vale.
I acutally laughed when I first heard this. Sorry.
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 13:32, More)