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» Hotel Splendido
Actually, there was one rough place in Vietnam...
We stayed in a Hotel which had a Zoo in it, for some reason. Sad, bored animals, looking confused and irritable. We walked round once and thought it was rather dull.
And then the bear escaped, and was running up and down through the Hotel, being chased by a couple of Vietnamese Hotel Attendants.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 19:06, More)
Actually, there was one rough place in Vietnam...
We stayed in a Hotel which had a Zoo in it, for some reason. Sad, bored animals, looking confused and irritable. We walked round once and thought it was rather dull.
And then the bear escaped, and was running up and down through the Hotel, being chased by a couple of Vietnamese Hotel Attendants.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 19:06, More)
» Fancy Dress
The best party theme, but the scariest outfits
"What you were wearing when the brothel was raided". Got the idea from a mate in town, and used it again. I THOROUGHLY RECOMMEND THIS ONE -- but make sure you don't forget to invite women, if you know what I mean.
Some of the outfits were genius. Some of them were pretty scary. Adult babies, sinners, sluts, flashers and cops. Ace. The couple who dressed up as Postman Pat and his Cat were a bit surreal. And why oh why did one guy shove a condom up his bum?
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 20:56, More)
The best party theme, but the scariest outfits
"What you were wearing when the brothel was raided". Got the idea from a mate in town, and used it again. I THOROUGHLY RECOMMEND THIS ONE -- but make sure you don't forget to invite women, if you know what I mean.
Some of the outfits were genius. Some of them were pretty scary. Adult babies, sinners, sluts, flashers and cops. Ace. The couple who dressed up as Postman Pat and his Cat were a bit surreal. And why oh why did one guy shove a condom up his bum?
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 20:56, More)
» The most cash I've ever carried
250 grand in a bin bag
I went into a bank in Vietnam to change some travellers cheques. 60 dollars into Vietnamese Dong makes you feel like a millionaire.
My bubble was burst when the bloke next to me took 10,000 dollars (US) out of a bin bag. And another and another and another and another and another....
When he had 100,000 dollars on the counter, he was almost hald way through his sack of cash. He said that the quarter of a million was burning a hole in his mattress so he thought he would let the bank pay him to look after it.
The poor sods in the bank had to check every note by hand for forgeries. Must have taken hours.
And how did he get the money? I wish I knew.
(Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 17:07, More)
250 grand in a bin bag
I went into a bank in Vietnam to change some travellers cheques. 60 dollars into Vietnamese Dong makes you feel like a millionaire.
My bubble was burst when the bloke next to me took 10,000 dollars (US) out of a bin bag. And another and another and another and another and another....
When he had 100,000 dollars on the counter, he was almost hald way through his sack of cash. He said that the quarter of a million was burning a hole in his mattress so he thought he would let the bank pay him to look after it.
The poor sods in the bank had to check every note by hand for forgeries. Must have taken hours.
And how did he get the money? I wish I knew.
(Fri 23rd Jun 2006, 17:07, More)
» Voyeurism
Two in one
Night out, roughish club. I was in the bogs when a bloke I knew came in and started pulling his pud at one of the urinals.
"I met a girl I knew and shagged her by the bins. She wouldn't let me come in her, tho. Bitch."
The next week, same place, he came back into the club with blood pouring down his face. Different girl, same bins, but he lost his balance and fell over. Sweet.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 16:28, More)
Two in one
Night out, roughish club. I was in the bogs when a bloke I knew came in and started pulling his pud at one of the urinals.
"I met a girl I knew and shagged her by the bins. She wouldn't let me come in her, tho. Bitch."
The next week, same place, he came back into the club with blood pouring down his face. Different girl, same bins, but he lost his balance and fell over. Sweet.
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 16:28, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Things not to do if you want your students to respect you...
Sevenoaks School, late 1980's. We found out that one of our teachers was going to appear on a TV show. About women's sexuality.
She was interviewed and told the world (and more importantly all her colleagues and students) that being tied up drove her wild, and that she could only wear a very thin necklace because anything else drove her too wild.
Very hard to look her in the face after that one. Ho hum. Live and learn.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 18:28, More)
Things not to do if you want your students to respect you...
Sevenoaks School, late 1980's. We found out that one of our teachers was going to appear on a TV show. About women's sexuality.
She was interviewed and told the world (and more importantly all her colleagues and students) that being tied up drove her wild, and that she could only wear a very thin necklace because anything else drove her too wild.
Very hard to look her in the face after that one. Ho hum. Live and learn.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 18:28, More)