» Ignoring Instructions

Dont Play With Fire
Being in the 'D' stream at school, you can imagine that my classmates and I were the jokers, those who got pissed in school etc! Anyway we caught on to the fact that if you spray deodorant through the hole in the lockers in our class room, then made a trail across the front of the locker and combined this with a lighter and paced it behind a desk quick enough, a fireball and a huge bang would result. Instruction 1 - Do not exceed to temperatures in excess of 50c. 2 - Under no circumstances must any student bring lighters knives guns or similar objects into school. the above were both broken by me and my mates, yeah... we got caught, GUILTY suspended... however one kid who had nothing to do with it owned up to taking part, even though he didn’t, he ended up getting suspended too... rule 3 don’t be a fannyflap and admit to things u didn’t do! nice one trev!
(Mon 8th May 2006, 17:40, More)

» Shame

in the dog house.
in my younger years, our family home was a large farmhouse in the countryside, with a few acres of land. once in a while my brother and i went 'rat catching'armed with the rifle, a box of fags and a few cans of beer. however, on a rather cold and boring day, as we had seen no rats, we decided to shoot a chicken up the arse, only we managed to kill it accidentally, so we lobbed it over the fence and fed it to the dog. upon returning home
my dad noticed feathers and blood around the dogs mouth.... any knowledge of what had happened was denied and the dog spent the whole winter outside as it ate the prize chicken who layed the best eggs apparently. shame on us.our dog was 14 with arthritis and a terrible limp!
(Wed 30th Nov 2005, 11:25, More)