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Fight in Agricultural Science
Back in my sophmore year in high school, this hilarious fight broke out in my Agri-Sci class. This NJROTC (National Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps) kid, who couldn't have been more than 120 lbs, was going around the classroom with a ruler spanking everyone's ass. Everyone was laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world, but then he did it to some kid at least three times his size. Immediately the larger kid stood up, looked the ROTC kid square in the eye, and said "What the fuck are you doing?" Apparently the ROTC kid was stupid or something, because he began trading insults with larger kid and ended up getting a punch thrown at him. He dodged it, but was promptly thrown into a glass pane on the other side of the room, breaking the glass. The teacher was in the middle of answering someone's question during this whole occurence, but as soon as he noticed he sat there and began yelling "Calm down boys! Settle down people!" in his retarded whiny voice. Not once did he get up or attempt to stop the fight. Eventually one of the hall monitors came in and broke the fight up, but that had to be the best fight of my entire sophmore year.
(Sun 12th Mar 2006, 22:12, More)