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Found some alarming material on chick.com whilst learning the error of my sinful ways.


First I found this...




...and then I stumbled upon this...




...and finally I found this:




Funnily enough, it just so happened that on Talk Like A Pirate Day, I also found this little gem:




I, of course, immediately registered on b3ta to share the good word!

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A Sweet Story
Back in 1994 I left a feminist babysitter with my son whilst my wife and I attended a sweets convention. I outfitted my wife in an oversized trenchcoat and crammed sweets from the various stalls into aforementioned item of clothing until it was quite literally at bursting point. I then noticed a rare and extremely valuable sweet which, with the aid of a fizzy drink and some Pop Rocks, I was also able to swipe. I thought I'd lost this rather tasty treat until I dropped the babysitter off... low and behold, there it was on the rumpside of her jeans. But that's another story...
(Thu 8th Nov 2007, 17:56, More)