» Have you ever paid for sex?

Question
Do "Good Boy" chocolate drops count as payment?
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 15:57, More)

» Awesome Sickies

diarrhoea
I once used diarrhoea as an excuse but when I had to fill in the sick form I realised that I didn't know how to spell it so I wrote:

sore tummy and a runny bottom

The boss found this unnacceptable and made me fill in the form again. This time I found a dictionary and wrote:

stomache pains and frequent discharge of abnormally liquid feaces
(Mon 12th Jun 2006, 5:54, More)

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Thanks Wascally Weasel
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Woman Thou Art God - Woman Thou Art Magick Gallery

Fuckin mental bints!
(Fri 27th Jan 2006, 11:58, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

My 2 Dads
My mate Simons mum was so manly looking we used to call him "My 2 Dads" after the popular '80s American sitcom.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 8:35, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Otter sex toys
Whilst on a visit to Inverness I decided to check out the local pet shop. On opening the door out barged a lanky, balding and sweaty Terry Nutkins with what looked like a box full of otter sex toys or something.
He seemed to be in a hurry.
(Mon 29th May 2006, 12:41, More)