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» Crap meals out

Valentine's Meal
I had recently got together with my girlfriend, and I decided to take her somewhere nice for Valentine's Day, so that we could understand each other more deeply over a glass of red wine and candle-lit dinner.

So there we are, parked up in a cosy corner, when some guy sits down next to us with his guitar and sings. Loudly. And depressingly. He wasn't even very good. As an attempt to get rid of him, I gave money, but it was a small restaurant and I think this was the only place for him to sit. So for two hours, and about £80, I listened to some guy playing the guitar.

The girl was annoyed that I didn't ask him to go away, so we had a bit of a fight about whether I should have said anything. And then she went home on her own, and didn't speak to me for a week.
(Fri 28th Apr 2006, 9:23, More)

» DIY fashion

bagpuss
once upon a time at a fancy dress party, i did the whole 'wear a hawaiian shirt and say you're a surfer' thing. which didn't pass with a girl who had made an entire bagpuss outfit.

so she made me wear the bagpuss outfit, despite being twice the size of her in every direction. in every picture i have a nice pair of giblets.
(Mon 28th Aug 2006, 9:19, More)