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Occasional b3tard and professional pot smoker. Finally featured in the B3ta newsletter 463 - thanks Rob! :)

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» Drugs

cake
It affects teh part of teh brain known as "Shatner's Basson".....don't want to end up all blewty on a quack candle tho....jessop jessop jessop anyone?
(Wed 22nd Sep 2010, 13:48, More)

» Worst Band Ever

I was in Germany
for the Oktoberfest some years ago, I had the (mis)fortune of hearing a group of musicians play songs about sausages........they were really awful and definitely the W├╝rst band ever.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Tue 4th Jan 2011, 14:58, More)

» Unusual talents

Coming first on QOTW every week....
because I have all of you fuckers set to "ignore".........ha ha WIN!
(Wed 24th Nov 2010, 11:55, More)

» Dad stories

Daddy
or chips?
(Tue 30th Nov 2010, 11:00, More)

» DIY Surgery

I've just built a lifesize model of the host of BBC's Troubleshooter / I'll show them who's boss.....
Does this count as (a) DIY Sir Gerry?


I'll get my coat.....
(Fri 21st Jan 2011, 19:35, More)
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