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My name is Logan.

I am half Canadian, half American, and I have a fetish for Australians.


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» Stalked

I live on the 4th floor of a fairly unpopulated dorm...
and apparently I'm being stalked.

evidence a: someone was in the bathroom when i was showering.. just chilling in the bathroom the entire time.. i originally thought they were just.. having "trouble" or something, but as soon as i turned the water off they like... bolted out of there... without washing their hands or anything, if I remember correctly.

evidence b: someone has been writing shit on my door, and no one has owned up to it. Most recent offence said "poop nugget"

evidence c: i hear people outside my door talking about me..including "i wonder where logan is today" (likely referring to a thing on my board that points to my relative location)

evidence d: my friend left my room to go to the bathroom a couple nights ago and this guy was standing RIGHT at the door and ran into another room. I asked her what was going on and she said this guy looked startled and embarassed.

Perhaps he wants my swiss cake rolls.
(Sun 3rd Feb 2008, 20:43, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

I have talent
Being a ridiculously fatigued individual as a result of anemia and relaxation medication for anxiety, I have the ability to fall asleep pretty much anywhere. My favorite: sitting on a bed with four other people watching television. I was directly behind a friend of mine, so I leaned my head and one arm upon his shoulders, with the rest of me propped up in the lotus position.

I then remember waking up in my room, accross the hall, very confused.
(Mon 1st Jan 2007, 1:16, More)