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Wasting time as fast as possible...there's a lot to get through.

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» Sexism

This goes through my head a lot:
(in my mind)

Me: Hello there, can I stare at your tits?
Girl: No.
Me: Put them away then you dizzy tart.
(Mon 28th Dec 2009, 0:37, More)

» Siblings

Ah, another!
Ok, this time my younger sister did actually exercise some peculiar branch of ignorance.

She wanted to make her own stress ball, using flour and a balloon. She reasoned that the best was to get the flour in, would be to blow up the balloon, so that there would be space for the flour...and then POUR THE FLOUR IN.

I'm so glad I was there when she did this...

So she pours flour + loosens balloon neck...and gets the whole lot of it fountaining back up in her face.

Still makes me smile thinking back to that :)
(Fri 26th Dec 2008, 20:06, More)

» Nights Out Gone Wrong

I have some music gear in my flat
And while wandering back from the local we somehow ended up singing "p-p-p-p-pick up a Pen-Guin!" roughly to the tune of La Cucaracha.

We decided to record this when we got home, so we set up a couple of mics, wired them through into the laptop, and belted out the tune for a good 6 minutes, saved it and buggered off to watch a film.

~~~~~~the morning after~~~~~~~~

When I got up the next day, and looked around my room, I vaguely remembered the recording session. My laptop was still on, so I pressed play to see what we'd done.

Imagine my horror when I realised what we'd done...

...we'd used a Shure Beta 52A and an AKG C430 instead of the SM58s, with no pop-shields.
(Fri 25th Mar 2011, 11:44, More)

» Dressing Up

Oh, just one more.
One lazy Halloween...

(Thu 25th Oct 2012, 19:09, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

I am not spotty
But I am a 19 year-old virgin...

What does this say about me? I have more control over my cock than you nymphomaniacs!!

By the way I'm just on here between wanks...
(Sat 28th Oct 2006, 14:54, More)
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