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My name is Joel. I collect moths ... and 19th century toenail clippings.

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Mentally-scarring art teacher
My GCSE art teacher was ... different. Firstly there were his colourful descriptions. A young girl was having trouble removing the bag from a bag of clay so my art teacher told her to "think of it as pulling back a foreskin". There was also the alcohol problem he had; we'd find small plastic bottles of brandy all about the art studio. But we were royally freaked out when some friends were discussing their parents and my art teacher randomly said "You know, my Dad and my Sister killed themselves". I dont know if being told that was really worth the A-grade he gave me.
(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 20:15, More)