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» Well, that taught 'em

Another milk related revenge
Had a weird housemate at university who was annoying beyond all belief. As retaliation i used to fart in his milk and yes i always made sure the cold glassy rim of the bottle always touched my rim

Click i like this because you can imagine it making a whistling noise if the bottle was at the right angle!
(Fri 27th Apr 2007, 14:47, More)

» Creepy!

The original Moomins cartoons, creepy as all hell. Especially that Little Mi, bitch made my skin crawl!
(Sun 10th Apr 2011, 9:51, More)

» Fairgrounds, theme parks, circuses and carnivals

Mirth and pity in equal measures
Many years ago a group of us went to the annual fair in Beaconsfield. One of the "big" rides there was one of those spinning rides where you are all sat in seats in a circle facing inwards with your feet dangling free, it then spins and rises on an large arm. Anyway, as I get on, a group of loud mouthed girls get on as well acting all Jenny Big Boobs (is that the female equivalent of Johnny Big Bollocks? if not, it is now!). Unfortunately one of the more rotund girls does not fit the seat and she only finds this out when she tries to drop the harness and it doesn't lock. Cue the ride operator trying to jam the harness down over her Gunt repeatedly, to no avail. If this wasn't awkward enough he makes her try out three different seats, the last of which was next to me. The sound of her wheezing as the guy repeatedly forced the harness down will stay with me forever. By this point, everyone on the ride was doing their best to stifle their laughter. The moment was only topped by her finally stomping off saying "didn't want to go on your shit ride anyway"
(Thu 9th Jun 2011, 17:22, More)

» Advice from Old People

AAAGGGGHHH I'm Not Old But...
My Advice is could everyone, whether you think you need to or not, please take a moment out of your day to find out the difference between Advi(C)e and Advi(S)e!!!111!!!1!!!
(Mon 23rd Jun 2008, 15:13, More)

» Fears and Phobias

Totally irrational
I have a fear of one day picking up my razor instead of my toothbrush, not realising, and shaving my teeth!
(Thu 11th Sep 2014, 19:20, More)
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