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» My first experience of porn

The first pr0n mag I ever saw.
The first filth I remember seeing was an A5 landscape magazine with a single photo shoot. I must have about 8 years old.

It started off fairly normal: a woman is shaving her lady garden with a "safety razor" and a load of shaving foam. Rather oddly though, it ends up with her bleeding to death from a large slit in her throat, as well as multiple lacerations around her bits.

Contrary to the typical Daily-Mail-reader view, I'm pretty sure this had absolutely no damaging psychological effect on me at all.
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 17:15, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Rory McGrath
He jumped in the queue at a pasty stand in King's Cross station a couple of weeks back. I told him off.*

100% of fact
(Thu 25th May 2006, 15:55, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Just remembered this one.
My father-in-law used to work with a guy they called Sidiff.

Seen It, Done It, Fought it, Fucked it.

He was one of those arseholes who always had a better story, always been to better places, etc. etc.
(Thu 25th May 2006, 13:46, More)