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Flying visit
My dad used to tell me about his nan who used to come with them to stay. She was seriously batty and used to do crazy things like put cats in the washing machine and iron next door's rabbit etc.
She was in the bedroom one evening so my dad and his brothers decided to dress the space hopper in her clothes and throw it out of the window. My dads mum leapt out of her chair thinking her mother had leapt out of the bedroom window (trying to fly, or something).
She fainted when her mother appeared to bounce up again 8 feet in the air, over a bus shelter and into a neighbours garden!

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(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 18:07, More)

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Don't piss me off!
I used to work somewhere and was given the job of finding an email in my supervisor's 'sent items'. I noticed an email in there with my name in the subject line and had a quick snoop.
Apparently, she had noticed that for the past few days I had been about 5 or 6 minutes late into work. I made sure I got in a good 15 minutes early the next day and took a piss on her seat
She had such a fat ass, she didn't notice.
(Tue 6th Feb 2007, 14:11, More)