» Sacked

well...
Its funnier when you consider the title...

I was a person who packed fudge at a factory that made sweets. ie, I was the "fudge packer"
When I told my firends this in the pub (I was 17 and didn't know the term, living in a back waters town) they pointed out to me what it also meant.

I quit the next day...
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 17:24, More)

» My most gullible moment

Tricked my girlfriend...
I told her I'd been cloned in a lab once... she believed me.

Then the next day I told her that the strange feeling in her leg was another toe growing... and she checked... daft bitch...
(Sat 23rd Aug 2008, 15:04, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

MY PRIMARY School teacher...
I was about 8 and my teacher Mrs Saltmarsh use dto allow me to kiss her after school, my mum was a cleaner at the school, so I used to stay there late. One day I told her I thought she was Sexy, I'd just heard it that day at school... I think thats when she freaked out.

Mind you, the fact she was letting an 8 year old kiss her maybe should have given it away.

I saw her about a year ago actually, man she is such a milf now...
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 11:29, More)