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Mike Read has Beautiful Breath.

Ed Stewarts Breath Stinks.

Mike Reads MINE

This proves I have a washing machine, I have named it Mike Read.


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» Best Graffiti Ever

In my local church...
...on one of the Pews, someone has carved the words " GOD WOZ ERE "..
(Wed 9th May 2007, 14:15, More)

» Other people's diaries

Dont know what to make of this..
Not snooping, only last week, actually, my mate, after a few drinks, proceded to show me some VERY revealing pics of his girlfriend that he has got stored on his phone.....

There was lots of them....

I noted that he deffo got to grips with the 'Zoom' function on his phone, and also that his bird regularly prunes her ladygarden.
Another thing, was he kept asking me what my opinion was...."Errr, very nice.."

What do you say to something like that?
(Tue 6th Feb 2007, 15:19, More)

» How clean is your house?

If you want the undisputed king of filth..
Just look up GG Allin..

Without doubt the most filthy disgusting scumbag to ever walk the earth..
(Tue 30th Mar 2010, 10:59, More)

» Expensive Mistakes

My missus
..threw a winning scratchcard away, worth £2,000.

I'm still with her,
until I can think of a suitable punishment.
(Wed 31st Oct 2007, 13:05, More)