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» I hurt my rude bits

wasp sting
There was the time as a wee nipper at infant school wearing shorts that i got stung on the dangly bits by a wasp.

I think if I remember rightly the teachers thought it was the funnist thing espically when they had to dab vinegar on them to ease the pain
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 9:20, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

BlowJob with Braces
One of the best story I heard from a "ask auntie" problem page, went something like this;

The other day I was enjoying the pleasure of performing oral sex on my boyfriend, suddenly he screamed, I thought I must be doing something right. No it was a scream of pain and lots of blood, you see his foreskin had got caught in my brace
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 9:17, More)