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Spent 5 years trying to get with the plan, and 5 years trying to be with my friends again.

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» Rubbish Towns

Goole, Yorkshire
We entertain ourselves by calling a local man Paul when his name is David.
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 23:21, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

We had a mad french teacher
Who didn't see that everytime we sat with our coats on we just wanted to hear her shout 'jacket off please'

In all the 3 years she never noticed why we laughed and remained with our coats on.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 13:10, More)

» Turning into your parents

I've started drinking responsibly
I feel dirty admitting that.
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 16:10, More)

» Mix Tapes

I did a mix tape for my friend a few years ago
It consisted only of songs by the Monkeys, Gorillaz and Apeman by the Kinks.

It was a mixed ape collection.

(runs away)


(okay monkeys are not apes)
(Tue 12th Feb 2008, 18:50, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

Not myself
An acquaintance of mine got very drunk with a girl, and from that they were drinking the night away.

It comes to the point where they have to go home, and she realises she's miles from her flat and has no money

So... he says he will lend her the money, ...but only if... she did the nasty with him in the coco hole.

She agrees and couldn't sit down for a month. And it was the butt of many jokes aimed at both of them for many months after.
(Thu 19th Jan 2006, 14:09, More)
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