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» Your Weirdest Teacher
My Politics Teacher
unfortunatly (for me) went out with my sister (they were at sixth form together mind). He's not the weird one though.
My other politics teacher fancies himself as a bit of a casanova. Despite having a long term girlfriend his job as head of international education sends him all over the world. He then returns with tales of his sexual conquests.
The best was when he got excited for over 2 weeks about going to Norway, and came back telling us about this stunning woman and boned. Only for her to email him every day, telling him about her 2 children and how her husband had left her. The look of fear on the blokes face was priceless
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 22:20, More)
My Politics Teacher
unfortunatly (for me) went out with my sister (they were at sixth form together mind). He's not the weird one though.
My other politics teacher fancies himself as a bit of a casanova. Despite having a long term girlfriend his job as head of international education sends him all over the world. He then returns with tales of his sexual conquests.
The best was when he got excited for over 2 weeks about going to Norway, and came back telling us about this stunning woman and boned. Only for her to email him every day, telling him about her 2 children and how her husband had left her. The look of fear on the blokes face was priceless
(Wed 9th Nov 2005, 22:20, More)
» Fire!
Basic Training
I work for teh good ol' NHS,at Frenchay. As part of our mandatory training we got told some classy stories by firemen. My favourite was a bearded bloke on oxygen, who also happened to be a smoker. Naturally its banned to smoke on wards, but this bloke gives it a go anyway. However, due to him being on oxygen all the oxygen molecules have soaked into his beard.
Which promptly ignites when he sparks up, removing his eyebrows and most of the skin from his face, though he didn't have to go far to the burns unit...
(Tue 8th Nov 2005, 19:15, More)
Basic Training
I work for teh good ol' NHS,at Frenchay. As part of our mandatory training we got told some classy stories by firemen. My favourite was a bearded bloke on oxygen, who also happened to be a smoker. Naturally its banned to smoke on wards, but this bloke gives it a go anyway. However, due to him being on oxygen all the oxygen molecules have soaked into his beard.
Which promptly ignites when he sparks up, removing his eyebrows and most of the skin from his face, though he didn't have to go far to the burns unit...
(Tue 8th Nov 2005, 19:15, More)
» Essential Items
A USB cable
for my mp3 player (which incidentally is not always carried) and my lucky Jim Dunlop plectrum under my watch.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 12:34, More)
A USB cable
for my mp3 player (which incidentally is not always carried) and my lucky Jim Dunlop plectrum under my watch.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 12:34, More)