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» Lies I told on my CV
Part time
Not me but a friend, didn't lie on his CV but when he started his job he decided to go to college a couple of days a week. After finishing his course and going back to full time he deceided he only wanted to work two days a week, so he told his boss he had enrolled at Uni on a course which doesn't exist.
Three years later he was contracted to do a 3D walkthrough something he had obviously covered in his imaginary course. As he had no idea how to do it he subcontracted out for cheaper so he got paid for someone elses work.
His employers were so impressed he got a payrise. he has just finished his dissertation!!! so now has to work full time earning a bundle for being a really good lier. Although he is quite paranoid they might ask for a degree certificate he is thinking of leaving.
His future CVs are going to be interesting reading!
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 18:46, More)
Part time
Not me but a friend, didn't lie on his CV but when he started his job he decided to go to college a couple of days a week. After finishing his course and going back to full time he deceided he only wanted to work two days a week, so he told his boss he had enrolled at Uni on a course which doesn't exist.
Three years later he was contracted to do a 3D walkthrough something he had obviously covered in his imaginary course. As he had no idea how to do it he subcontracted out for cheaper so he got paid for someone elses work.
His employers were so impressed he got a payrise. he has just finished his dissertation!!! so now has to work full time earning a bundle for being a really good lier. Although he is quite paranoid they might ask for a degree certificate he is thinking of leaving.
His future CVs are going to be interesting reading!
(Thu 6th Jul 2006, 18:46, More)
» Fire!
Holy Smoke
About ten years ago a bunch of us young school children were having our holy communion's in church. A lovely ceremony where we walked in single file up to the alter.
I didn't quite get my balance right and tripped over falling forwards. Lunging forward I forgot about the candle I was holding.
As I lunged forward the flame touched the long hair of the girl in front of me.
Hair burns quite quickly! Enough said.
(Tue 8th Nov 2005, 13:13, More)
Holy Smoke
About ten years ago a bunch of us young school children were having our holy communion's in church. A lovely ceremony where we walked in single file up to the alter.
I didn't quite get my balance right and tripped over falling forwards. Lunging forward I forgot about the candle I was holding.
As I lunged forward the flame touched the long hair of the girl in front of me.
Hair burns quite quickly! Enough said.
(Tue 8th Nov 2005, 13:13, More)