» Accidental animal cruelty

First of all, in my defense, it was payback. Or karma. Or whatever.
I have a mini-dachshund who is pregnant. One day I was outside, picked her up when she didn't expect it. She was startled and peed a little down my shirt.

Few days later I couldn't sleep so took a sleeping pill. Also took a diuretic (water pill). My dog chose that night to sleep between my legs with her rear end toward me. I had a very realistic dream that I was in the bathroom and I really had to go. Woke up in the middle of the flood and sat on the toilet laughing so hard that my roommate woke up and asked groggily "What's going on?"

"I peed on my dog" I managed to gasp to her between laughs.

The next morning she's making her breakfast, she turns to me puzzled and asks..."WHAT did you say last night??"
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 3:02, More)