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Girls and poo
I was at uni and inexplicably really fancied this rather average-looking, somewhat self-obsessed bird. She was having a party at her flat, so I went along..... turning up unfashionably early, and got mildly drunk. I noticed several of her (much prettier) friends had also arrived.

It was then that I realised that I badly needed a shit, so I toddled off to the bog and started crimping one out. It was a tough, smelly fucker, and I sat there on the throne moaning gently and squeezing the vile substance out.

Something caught my eye, so I turned to my right to see two of her best friends standing there, eyes agog, gagging on my faecal aroma.

I hadn't locked the door. Oooooh, the shame.
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 14:54, More)