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Plugging along with an pen and Ms paint.

Semi-proud to be a paid up fuhl.

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» I'm going to Hell...

When scattering, please scatter away from children, animals and fools
I'm standing on the top of a hill at a local beauty spot, on a fireroad, chatting to one of the forest rangers. Then he notices some ashes on the ground and points them out.

"Oh yes", said me, poking it with my boot. "Doesn't look like there's been a fire though, the ground's not charred?"

"No Alex, Ashes, from a cremation."


I'd just kicked away at someone's dear departed. My next thought? "Arse, I've got dead person on me again."
(Mon 15th Dec 2008, 10:25, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

I work for a GP
I say work, what I actually do is doss in the office all day, I take an hour to make tea, laugh at people's medical records then steal condoms for a quick posh wank when I get home, or when when there's no-one else in the building.
(Fri 10th Aug 2007, 12:00, More)

» Debt pron

I'm 20. I put a grand on the card last night to pay for a new bike.

The 0% thing of 2K's worth of bike debt doesn't finish till march

I've got a 5K car loan.

I earn about 1K a month.

(Thu 30th Nov 2006, 15:15, More)