» Shame

A friend of mine
Me and a friend of mine were walking home from school when all of a sudden we see this boy who looked about our age.
Now, even if you have seen Monty Pythons' Ministry of Silly Walks, then you can hardly even begin to imagine how silly this boy walked.

My friend, being young and inexperienced in the ways a good boy behaves yells: "Look! There's a RETARD!"

Turns out the poor fellow had Downs-Syndrome.

The looks we got from the passer-bys...



Another time, not quite as embarrasing because there were fewer people, but still.

Same friend, about a month later.

An old lady is walking by with a crutch.
Friend: "Look! That old hag has got a crutch!"

Oh, the shame!
(Thu 24th Nov 2005, 20:52, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

My old French teacher.
Well, she was one of the most sinister persons I've ever met.
And suffered from an absolute lack of linguistic skills also.

Every time she asked me something in French I replied: "Bob"
And she would say: "Yes, *insert a French phrase* that's right."

That was a truly lame first post.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 20:23, More)