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» Worst Nicknames Ever

Psychology Dave.. what an utter cunt!
I studied at Goldsmiths a few years ago. We had a lot of Daves and Toms so they all were granted with hilarious epithets so we could tell them apart. Big Tom, Little tom, Scouse Dave Max Dave...

There was one Dave who thought his name was Psychology Dave and introduced himself as such in my Fresher's week. I remember asking someone about that complete dick, Psychology dave. They looked at me confused,


"Oo-ooh. No. That's Cunt Dave. Cos he's a cunt."

The sad thing was it truly was his nickname, EVERYONE including the cleaners in the union called him that.

It was Bum Tom I really felt sorry for though....
(Sat 20th May 2006, 9:16, More)

» Birthdays

the best friends ever...
kat and tom said they were going to give me the most kick-ass surprise birthday in the world ever, on my birthday. They hinted darkly about it for many months.

On the big day I waited all day for a mysterious invitation- nothing. In the end I went to Kat's flat. All was dark. Wow! I figured. They must all be in there hiding and laughing.

No one answered the door. In the end I phoned another friend. It transpired that early that morning Tom and Kat had boarded a flight to Toulouse in hot pursuit of a couple of hot French sisters they wanted to mount.

I cried for days.
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 10:13, More)