» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Booze can be bad enough...
Snorting tequila.
Just don't do it, I did it once, well about 5 times, got obsessed with Sister Sledge "We are family" at a party played it over and over again until my mates basically wrestled it off me and hid it.
Then I puked, then I snogged a fat girl.
Quite a good night really.

Also, recently got a bit pissed on wine & Stella Artois on eurostar on the way to Lille.
Managed to knock over Stella all over my groin area. Took me a few seconds to realise, by then it had seeped in nicely.
Later that night gf was going down, and I enquired curiously "Does it taste of Stella?"
She replied quick as a flash "Who the f*ck is Stella?"
Witty girl and a good bj'r. :)

No apologies for length or taste.
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 13:42, More)