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» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

The Magic Roundabout
About 15 years ago at college, mashed on weed, watched "Dougal And The Blue Cat".


I am still convinced to this day that it's the best film ever.

(Cherry popped after years residing in lurksville).
(Thu 15th Dec 2005, 22:30, More)

» Urban Legends

Tainted Love...
1980/1-ish...

Marc Almond was rushed to hospital to have his stomach pumped. It was full to bursting point of semen.

A few years later it was "confirmed" as dog/sheep (delete as applicable) semen. In my early teen years this didn't seem any less surprising than the man-milk tale.

Length/girth..ask the dog or sheep..
(Mon 9th Jan 2006, 22:45, More)

» Urban Legends

woof....BOOM
The dog in the microwave one...

Still haven't bothered to check the authenticity of that one.
(Mon 9th Jan 2006, 22:48, More)