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» The Dirty Secrets of Your Trade
Photoshop
So you've all heard about celebs being photoshopped to look better.
On the other hand i've been paid in the past to make z-listers look worse just so they can get their desperate faces on the pages of trashy magazines.
Mostly they request spots and facial hair but i've had the occasional request for things like cocaine residue. It defies belief.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:07, More)
Photoshop
So you've all heard about celebs being photoshopped to look better.
On the other hand i've been paid in the past to make z-listers look worse just so they can get their desperate faces on the pages of trashy magazines.
Mostly they request spots and facial hair but i've had the occasional request for things like cocaine residue. It defies belief.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 13:07, More)
» Voyeurism
Got loads of these...
Was going out with a middle eastern girl who was ahem, passionate and spontanious. We were going at it in various positions in a relatively secluded area of a public park for hours then eventually went our seperate ways.
That evening she was chucked out of her parents house. Her mum was watching us do it all afternoon with binoculars after she followed her daughter out.
They let her move back in in the end...
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 14:39, More)
Got loads of these...
Was going out with a middle eastern girl who was ahem, passionate and spontanious. We were going at it in various positions in a relatively secluded area of a public park for hours then eventually went our seperate ways.
That evening she was chucked out of her parents house. Her mum was watching us do it all afternoon with binoculars after she followed her daughter out.
They let her move back in in the end...
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 14:39, More)
» Voyeurism
At a party
I was at a News Years Eve party in my late teens. At the time I had an on/off girlfriend who was there. Also in attendance was a mad ex-girlfriend and a girl I fancied the pants off.
After a bottle of vodka I managed to get my hand into the knickers of the girl I fancied, get dumped by my girlfriend and make the ex-girlfriend resort to cutting herself in a bedroom. In my drunken stupor I was very proud of this. In the morning I wasn't, and all involved hated my guts.
Strangely enough I got back together with the on/off girlfriend and we've been together to this day.
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 15:56, More)
At a party
I was at a News Years Eve party in my late teens. At the time I had an on/off girlfriend who was there. Also in attendance was a mad ex-girlfriend and a girl I fancied the pants off.
After a bottle of vodka I managed to get my hand into the knickers of the girl I fancied, get dumped by my girlfriend and make the ex-girlfriend resort to cutting herself in a bedroom. In my drunken stupor I was very proud of this. In the morning I wasn't, and all involved hated my guts.
Strangely enough I got back together with the on/off girlfriend and we've been together to this day.
(Fri 12th Oct 2007, 15:56, More)