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» Accidentally Erotic


(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 17:01, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

What's the easiest way to prepare for a Turkish fast food-themed fancy dress party?
Don a kebab.
(Sun 9th Aug 2020, 21:59, More)

» School fights

Well i wasn't involved ...
... but i remember when i was in, ooh, about year 8 of high school, some chav from year 11 decided to pick on this other lad. He was rather weedy and couldn't really defend himself properly, unfortunately for him.

He hit him in the face a couple of times and then pushed him into the wall, while his cronies jeered him on. The weedy kid, being sensible, didn't retaliate but tried to move away. He was pushed up against one of those huge blue wheely bins, and someone shouted "Put him in it!". The bully did just that, picking him up and throwing him face first into the half-empty bin, and closing the lid behind him.

Still not satisfied, the gang wheeled the poor lad half way across the playground. When the teachers finally arrived, they pushed the bin over and ran off into the park.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 16:45, More)

» Best Films Ever

Run Lola Run (Lola Rennt)
I must have watched it more than ten times, but it's so ridiculously clever and well thought out that I notice something new every time.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 23:47, More)