» Putting the Fun in Funeral

7 Funerals In A Month
1.Foster dad
2.Grandad (mums side)
3.Foster mums sister
4.Foster mums mum
5.Grandma (mums side)
6.Foster mums dad
7.Foster dads brothers wife

Well i got to the 7th funeral that fucked up month and we had had the same vicar dude for everyone, n what is the first thing he says to me?

"Hello, back again? I think your starting to attend church more than me, you really must like it here"
You know i truly do wish i was lying
(Fri 12th May 2006, 21:39, More)

» My sex misconceptions

I was taught nothing and,
17 kids with 9 different men, few STD's and one baggy vagina later I'm as proud as any teenage parent could be!

Drugs aint half bad either.
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 0:27, More)

» Urban Legends

So...
was my mums birthday n i had totally forgotten it was so i ran out n in a blind panic brought her a...

Oh sorry the question gone and changed, its just that some one told me the panic buying question was going to stay open forever...damn
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 1:47, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Ermmm
I got bitten on ma nipple that hurt

sorry i jus never been on the first page b4 n well ma sentance story does count. Peace
(Thu 13th Jul 2006, 22:21, More)

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

by myself...
my boyfriend broke up with me today...so for the first time in ages ima going to be sleeping by myself...

sorry for lack of humour but i loved him...

Peace

His length was outa this world but thats not why ima sad :(
(Thu 4th Jan 2007, 17:36, More)