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» Voyeurism

Yes last night
Was out on a date last night, first in ages.we stopped off after dinner and drinkies in the car park at Meadowhall for a chat before going our seperate ways home. One thing led to another, tops and tips, was ok.

Until she screamed load enough to wake the dead.

It seems she had noticed that a number of CCTV cameras were pointed directly at us.

Is nothing sacred?
(Sat 13th Oct 2007, 11:21, More)

» * PFFT *

Fartiness
I am afraid one of those people that can dispense chewy air buscuits almost at will, but save the best for when I out shopping with my kids, normally by Tescos cheese counter.

I am reminded of one evening working late all alone at work on my computer terminal, before PCs, and letting rip the most noxious, smleey clouds of gas and sitting there all happy with my self when the new finance director came for a chat, I am still unsure how she never chucked up, or indeed mentioned it at all. Oh happy days, pre ex-wife!
(Sat 14th Jul 2007, 7:21, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

Years ago...............
I worked on the Post Ofice Counter and all the supermarkets used to send in their cash (long before debit cards and even before people carried cheque books as a metter of course). Over xmas these supermarkets sent in their takings and at one point on my desk I had over £500,000 in cash. I used to think only "30 mins to heathrow........." wish I had nicked it and run now!!!
(Sat 24th Jun 2006, 13:25, More)