» Thrown away: The stuff you loved and lost.

2000AD, again
Years ago I had spent the night at my grans, it was around this time I found a recent ( about 1999 ) copy of 2000AD my uncle had left on the kitchen table. I read it over and over and over, and then claimed it my own by reading it on the bog.
Then when I went to bed that night, I always used to go through my uncles draws and wardrobes to find lots of luxuries like those trolls with the big hair and pictures of naked women ( hee hee ).
Then I tried getting into the door at the back of the room, but alas, I couldnt shift the bed out of the way, but I managed to have a glimpse in to see piles upon piles of what I assumed, at the time, was bella magazine or something.
Que a few weeks later, my grandad had noticed that the door was slightly ajar, so he shifted the bed and decided to clear it out, I got a phonecall from my uncle ( who had his own house, just not cleaned his shit ou of my grans ) saying that my grandad was throwing comics away and if I wanted them, was to stop him. I sprinted up the street, burst through the front door and punched the old fucker in the mouth.
He'd thrown away issues 1-287, I managed to salvage 287 to the present day ( sometime in 1999 ).

Sorry for length, but its the girth that counts ;)
(Sat 16th Aug 2008, 18:45, More)

» Advice from Old People

My old dad
"Never trust a dog with a curly tail"
and the infamous in my house: " Never trust huckleberry "

Who huckleberry is, I have no idea, but im to never trust him.
(Tue 24th Jun 2008, 17:03, More)