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» Encounters with Royalty

Bona fide princess shagging incident!
I was at a week long law students do in Perth, Australia. As you'd expect being intoxicated is far more fun than law, and so a week of drinking. Anyway... I kept seeing this elegant looking chickadee swanning around snubbing EVERYONE; aloof, distant, arrogant, the whole bit. I was joking with my mates calling her the 'arabian princess' etc. SO, surprised I was to get chatting to her and indeed bed her at one point during the week. AND a grubby one night stand was had (with all that elegance giving way to rather minxy debauchery I must say. heh. Next morning, I joke that she looks 'regal', "funny you say", she would have said had she had the english to do so ;), as it turns out her folks had some 28 room palace near Kashmir. Family title when she returns to some province up there, parents paid squillions so she could go to a top Aussie uni, the whole bit. I know you'll all be 'yeah sure', but everyone else who was there (before and after IT that is), believes it (even received a prize at the end of year ball), so nuts to you! Btw, i met up with her again later in the week and she 'shaved in case I saw you again' so, princesses do that too! Craziness.PS i have photos of snogging her on the dancefloor
(Mon 7th Aug 2006, 4:50, More)

» Airport Stories

The land of a thousand vertical smiles
I got stuck in Bangkok airport overnight, on my first day ever traveling alone. Not wanting to shell out for a hotel for 6-7 hours (being a student and all), I thought I may have spend a shit night on by bags. BUT, I chanced upon some massage parlor girls who were just finishing work for the night. They had alcohol. They gave copious quantities to me. Even let me stay in their shop(well one stayed with me actually ;)), in the airport overnight. Hot shower, hot food, hot massage, the whole bit.... Gratis!! Welcome to Thailand indeed!
(Sat 4th Mar 2006, 5:12, More)