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» Going Too Far

Break ups
Picture the scene, uni students all sat about chatting happily. We get to the subject of break ups, whats happened to you? Whats the worst break up you've had?
Then we get to, "whats the easiest way to break up with someone?"
"Rape" came the reply. silence and lots of it ensued. too far?
(Tue 14th Nov 2006, 0:41, More)

» Advice from Old People

Dearest Father
His advice to me, everytime i went out witrh my girfriends from the age of 15.

Don't make me a Grandfather before I'm 50.

It's his 50th next year, April fools is going to be so much fun.

good times, good times
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 17:18, More)

» Letters they'll never read

To My Mum
I miss you. 9 years since you've died and I miss you everyday.

I hope you like my wife to be, she's amazing and you'd love her too.

I hope you're proud of me.

(Sorry for lack of funnies but I'm working through stuff right now and this felt right.)
(Sat 6th Mar 2010, 8:05, More)

» Famous people I hate

There are a few
Jeremy Kyle - Why this psychotic got on TV is a wonder. The way he nicely chats to his "guests" and then within 2 minutes is yelling at them and degrading them angers me to the core. Even now it's getting my blood boiling. It's supposed to be a chat show, one that helps families reconcile their problems. It IS however, a freak show of the highest order where the scum of our society is brought up and paraded infront of us to make us feel better that we aren't them. He quite clearly has no idead about what he's supposed to do as a host so goes back to bullying and shouting.

Piers Morgan - Theres a nice facebook page for him here: www.facebook.com/home.php#!/group.php?gid=2254342948&ref=ts
His face annoys me and his smug, I've done bad but now I'm good routine makes me want to hit him with something heavy and blunt. Possibly a 10kg Spoon.

"Reality" TV stars - They aren't special, they aren't the greatest thing in the world. Their intro video where we have to sit through the, "Well my mum has no legs, one arm and is partially blind so she has given me the strentgh to do this" bilge makes me have to leave the room. Just because you have a sob story doesnt mean you desrve fame or riches. Earn it, everyone else has to.

Carol, that does the BBC breakfast weather. - Honestly don't know what it is about her. maybe it's her cheerful-ness at 7 in the morning but I hate her with a passion and have to change channels when she comes on.

Footballers - All of them. Highly paid, somewhat skilled with a spherical bit of leather/ plastic/ whatever the hell they make them out of. Do they use their riches for good? Say maybe support charities, help others in need? No, its much better to buy lots of flashy cars, get drunk, have sex with your team mates girl and then get the courts to hide it for you.

I think thats it. Sorry to carry on, but it saves my housemates if I rant about the people I hate here.
(Sat 6th Feb 2010, 14:35, More)

» Workplace Boredom

Ahh, the good times
I used to be able to access B3TA from work. Facebook was a good one too and occasionally I'd check out hints and tips on how to play my xbox games that little bit better.

But now they have filters.

My day now consists of at least three 30 minute toilet breaks, scouring the BBC news website thoroughly, taking an hour for lunch where I go and sit in the canteen and do nothing and the rest of my time is spent searching the web for a site that isn't blocked.

I now spend more time doing this than I ever have when I was on B3TA and Facebook.

Take that system!

(If anyone can think of an ingenious way for me to get round these controls I would be very grateful; I miss this lovely site when I'm stuck behind my desk)

(Thu 8th Jan 2009, 17:12, More)
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