Profile for boris the spider:
Some albums of what I laughably refer to as my opus:
Bird-Headed Soldiers
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnvCno5.jpg)
I'm not sure why these work so well, but they do.
A Peanuts Apocalypse
![](http://i.imgur.com/sPcFp0s.jpg)
Complete collection, back from the dead!
Shakira Ecclestone
![](http://i.imgur.com/XYfx0xq.jpg)
This star of a fast-growing fashion scene bears a striking resemblance to Bernie Ecclestone, had he only Shakira's body.
Gender-Confused Fashion
![](http://i.imgur.com/WGhCbrj.jpg)
Few of the other members of this scene have quite the clout of Shakira Ecclestone, but they're quietly successful in their own way.
Genetic Experiments
![](http://i.imgur.com/wb8Xxvu.jpg)
Sometimes one gets the urge to play around with ladies' genes.
Speckly paintmashes
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/chamelosnake.gif)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/senorsnake.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bunnypylon.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/poorbird.png)
The obligatory Skugosaurus:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/skugosaurus.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/eel.jpg)
Random rubbish
Otherwise there's a few things I'm more proud of than others.
Bootcat on the mountain:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bootcat_on_the_mountain.gif)
A kitten on a skateboard:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/kittenonaskateboard.gif)
Windmill cat:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/windmillcat.gif)
Diana was a body-builder:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/dianabodybuilder.jpg)
The Eiffel Tower takes a break:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/eiffeltower.gif)
The Walrus-Moustached Upper-Crust Bee:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/walrusmoustacheduppercrustbee.gif)
Leela:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/leela2.jpg)
Bandwagoning bandwagoning la la la:![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bandwagoningagain.jpg)
Megan Fox-Hunter:
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Some albums of what I laughably refer to as my opus:
Bird-Headed Soldiers
![](http://i.imgur.com/lnvCno5.jpg)
I'm not sure why these work so well, but they do.
A Peanuts Apocalypse
![](http://i.imgur.com/sPcFp0s.jpg)
Complete collection, back from the dead!
Shakira Ecclestone
![](http://i.imgur.com/XYfx0xq.jpg)
This star of a fast-growing fashion scene bears a striking resemblance to Bernie Ecclestone, had he only Shakira's body.
Gender-Confused Fashion
![](http://i.imgur.com/WGhCbrj.jpg)
Few of the other members of this scene have quite the clout of Shakira Ecclestone, but they're quietly successful in their own way.
Genetic Experiments
![](http://i.imgur.com/wb8Xxvu.jpg)
Sometimes one gets the urge to play around with ladies' genes.
Speckly paintmashes
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/chamelosnake.gif)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/senorsnake.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bunnypylon.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/poorbird.png)
The obligatory Skugosaurus:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/skugosaurus.png)
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/eel.jpg)
Random rubbish
Otherwise there's a few things I'm more proud of than others.
Bootcat on the mountain:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bootcat_on_the_mountain.gif)
A kitten on a skateboard:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/kittenonaskateboard.gif)
Windmill cat:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/windmillcat.gif)
Diana was a body-builder:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/dianabodybuilder.jpg)
The Eiffel Tower takes a break:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/eiffeltower.gif)
The Walrus-Moustached Upper-Crust Bee:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/walrusmoustacheduppercrustbee.gif)
Leela:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/leela2.jpg)
Bandwagoning bandwagoning la la la:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/bandwagoningagain.jpg)
Megan Fox-Hunter:
![](http://www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/meganfoxhunter.jpg)
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