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» Body Mods

Sadly I was sober at the time...
but I was a 15 year old, trying to be "metal"

ground up a load of pencil leads, cut open my leg, and rubbed them in. 6 years later and I still have a horrible misshapen tattoo that won't fade.

oh, and I wanted a surface piercing, and not having a strong enough needle, just sliced into my arm, inserted a piece of metal and taped it shut so it can heal over it. Yeah. That didn't work.
(Fri 1st Dec 2006, 14:57, More)

» Cross Dressing

I spent the first 20 years of my life cross dressing.
Actually, that's it. It wasn't particularly funny, sorry.
(Sat 17th Mar 2007, 23:19, More)

» Picky Eaters

my cousin
used to eat only chicken nuggets, tinned spaghetti hoops, and mashed potato. Even when we went to a posh hotel for my grandparent's golden wedding. The chef had to make chicken nuggets (and he did, out of chicken breast), the best mash ever, and a tin of heinz spaghetti hoops.

As for me, I won't drink tea or coffee, seafood, crabsticks since an incident with my grandmother.

I also won't eat spicy food, but that is because it plays havoc with my guts. And if my meat has a vein in it I have to eat around it. And I don't like the texture of fat, so I avoid that if possible, too.

As for kids/pets, if they are hungry enough, they will eat it. The crabstick incident was my particular exposure to this philosopy. And I ate them after 4 hours sat at the table. I didn't enjoy them, and I won't eat them again through choice, but if I was hungry I would.

As for vegan pets, dogs can be, but cats can't, they can't make some of the amino acids they need by themselves. And anyway, they are designed to eat meat, why inflict your ethics on your pet?

apologies for lack of hummus/length
(Wed 7th Mar 2007, 21:29, More)

» My first experience of porn

Spanish tyre porn
I was at a friend's house and we were climbing over the cupboards in his garage, as you do, and we found some dusty old magazines.

They were full of naked cartoon people sitting on piles of tyres and occassionally using fig leaves to cover their genitals.

All the writing was in Spanish, so, being 8 years old and a bit dim, we took them to his mother to see if she would tell us what it was about.

They were confiscated and we were banned from the garage, which makes me wonder what else was in there worth finding.
(Mon 29th Jan 2007, 17:36, More)