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» Guilty Secrets

Love is blind ..... thankfully!
A few years back, when I was less choosy than now, I once met up with a lovely woman of t'internet, the only possibly problem that she was blind.

Being, as I said, of the less choosy nature things happened and we went to her place.

As we were having fun (it'd been a while for her apparently!), a sudden flash of realisation hit me.

No, not "why am I shagging a blind woman"

but, "she can feel me, but she can't see me!!"

As I lay there with her on top, I started pulling stupid faces, gurning like a right mong at her, and she was none the wiser until I started laughing to myself. She stopped and asked if I was ok, I just said yeah, I was loving it.

I still feel so ashamed at myself for that whole episode and especially my childish actions, but then I start laughing again.
(Wed 5th Sep 2007, 15:20, More)

» Useless advice

Another genius one...
Before getting into bed with a woman, take your socks off before you trousers as men look stupid wearing just socks.

Always followed this regardless of drunkeness.
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 17:31, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever


Possibly the 3 greatest works of Graffiti in the world. The first is from Chernobyl, the second just makes me laugh and the 3rd is kinda cute.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 20:18, More)

» Missing body parts

Ok, not a body part I lost..
but I used to date a girl who's Dad made artifical limbs for children. She told me that kids could have cartoons characters put onto their new limbs like a tattoo. I was soooo tempted to chop my arm off just to get a He-Man arm.
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 22:36, More)

» Accidental animal cruelty

Animal cruelty?
We had a dog called cat!
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 14:13, More)
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