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» Urban Legends

Blond joke
Blond jokes are usually boting but this one is great.

www.w-a-s-a-b-i.com/archives/2005/12/22/best-blond-joke-ever/

Had me going for at least 20 seconds, which is a long time when you're at work and your mates are sniggering over your shoulder.
(Sat 7th Jan 2006, 19:00, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

the crap hustle
Being quite into smoking at uni I spent most of the time stony broke, making and consuming my own egg fried rice and showering in own brand lemon scented washing up liquid.

Something needed to give so managed to get a job in the cloakroom at the local dive nightclub taking £1 for every (raffle style) ticket sold during the night. Wasn't long before I realised I could recycle the tickets and resell to the next pissed up redneck, being up north meant there was no shortage of cloaks to room. I didn't take the piss, the books looked good and I got off with enough cash to keep me in dope, kebabs and munch.
(Sat 11th Sep 2010, 2:20, More)