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» When animals attack...

I have been attacked by geese a few times... I used to go run a few kilometers every day in this park where they had some animals (racoons and dears and stuff in cages) but they also had regular ducks and geese running around. Now this one canadian goose had little geese (geeselings?) and she was quite protective, one time she just came after me and I started running with the goose behind me. another time I was doubting which way to go, I could either pass by her or take another route. I doubted too long and she decided to come after me instead... so I was running again. And then this other time there was a couple on a bench along the road kissing and stuff, they must have been very surprised when they first saw me running past them in one direction and then a few seconds later seeing me sprint pas them in the other direction with a goose flying to my head...

I've been plotting revenge... though my plans have never left the scheming-stage.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 19:31, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

ooh, this one is for me, I've been starting fires all through my youth (haven't stopped yet)
the earliest I can remember must have been the bus-stop across my school, I used to put everything (sometimes everyone) on fire if I could. It got me on trouble when I was burning papers that belonged to my school. Then I remember throwing matches in the waste bin outside, I've been told that after I ran off one of the teachers came to put the fire out...
Then there was the occasional burning plastic bag on the playground or in the toilets. And soon after that I started playing with gasoline, that one was fun, we watched the fire from 500 meters away while it was devouring a tree-house (I checked to see if those kids weren't playing in it first, I'm not THAT bad). I guess that's about it, my father did put himself on fire while trying to light the fire, but I put him out (well, the fire that is...)
(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 9:08, More)

» Pet Names

he's a Gerbil, he likes to destroy anything (as all gerbils do I guess), and well, he looks like a desert-thingy, so I called him after Rommel, the WWII "Desert Fox"

Oh, and I used to have a mous called Hannibal (I think you can figure that one out).
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 10:35, More)