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I live on a pile of shit in a fairy wood.

You can find me at www.monkeywhalefreak.com

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I have a charming 'reverse pisstake story'. When I was about 10 I had one of those radios that nerdies use to listen to conversations between pilots and air traffic control. We lived near Manchester Airport, so one night I waited until my gran was on her own, tuned the radio into the right frequency and told her that there had been a disaster at the control tower and she had to talk the planes in to land.

I left the room, leaving her struggling with oncoming hysteria and trying to talk to the pilot of an incoming 747.
(Fri 23rd Jan 2004, 14:12, More)