» Ignoring Instructions

cooking at school
ah back in the day when I was at school I was in food technology . A class I enjoyed because all u had to do was fuck about with ingredients all day I remember we was making cakes and I wasn’t paying attention as the teacher told us not to pull the whisks of the electric whisks just press the button .how silly I looked in front of my m8t when I got my hand trapped in the whisks and managed to switched them on he just looked on and laughed as I screamed in pain trying to get my hand free. I considering bouncing it of the unit or my m8ts head to shut him up (and he was standing next to the plug socket and could of switched it off) I clenched my hand forcing the motor to make some crazy noises just b4 I switching it off

Excuse grammar but didn’t listen much at school and how it shows

Would u like fries with that :)
(Mon 8th May 2006, 19:10, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

my drug episode,s
This is my 1st time post so here it goes
I have many memory’s of me being stoned but a the 3 that stick out are

1.The time I thought I forgot how to breath in all honesty iv never been so scared in all my life I just sat there sweat running down my face with a look of panic on my face thinking fuck im going to die it felt like minutes past but it must of only been a few seconds when I felt air rushing thru my lungs iv never been so happy to breath

2.ah one of my fondest memory’s after being down the pub most of the day on a nice summers day me and my two friends decided to go back to mine to get stoned in my garden as we sat there smoking we chatted for hours about how cool it would be to drive to the moon and how much fuel we would need. It made me laugh cuz my old dears bedroom window was open and im sure they heard every word. They must of known

3.finaly the time my mate went whitey at a bqq passed out fell on the kitchen floor missing a unit corner I remember me looking down thinking he must be dead after all the colour drained out of his face and I saw the fear in his eyes at being unable to move

also I rember the time my friend decided shoot my other mate with a pellet gun as he walked up my drive .I still rember the look on his face when he walked in my bedroom holding his belly as we fell about laughing
(Tue 20th Dec 2005, 12:10, More)