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"Be The Lead Dog Or Follow A Bitch With A Good View" WARNING: I am the bad boy your parents and friends warned you about, so it best you turn around and leave, but if you stay you have been given fair warning....CAUTION IS ADVISED - It has been bought to my attention that WOMEN are dropping like flie...at the excitment of seeing my profile so proceed with yhe up most caution....For I learned the serect as I grew up and relised that you could see ladies wobbly parts and the parts that don't wobble just by asking and treating them nicely, my whole world opened up and revieled the endless possibiitly in this life.................................................. Some people are content to live and die within twenty miles of where they were born and to live a uneventful live as possible,but I can say with a true heart that I am not of them. As a matter of fact I'm completely opposite of that, I am the most eclectic person you will ever meet. If you want to know where I been or what I did so far in life take a look at the scars on my body, they tell the whole story better than I ever can. There is times when I prefer a good Harley Panhead between my legs rather than a good woman. I'm a very interesting person or that whats people think who really know me, know were I have been,and what I did so far in this life. My head is pointed towards the heavens, I have the stars in my eyes, but have both feet firmly planted on the ground, I may never get there but I will try my damness to make it. I Always wanting to see what is over the next mountain and yes I will admit I love to hear the roar of the cannons firing, the smell of burnt gun power in the damp morning air, and the feeling of a explosions shaking your internal organs. I will never get that out of my blood, and it will always be a part of me till the day I die. People around me think that I'm the most stable person that they ever met, but if the truth be known, my life is chaos resting on a razor edge always just balancing barely. I have been around this world and back again, and the funny thing is I alway seem to run into somebody that I know when I get there. Forever in search of cheap thrills and cold ones. After many years of privateering and swashbuckling on the highest of high seas and the lowest of low seas, I have retired in favor of a more bucolic country life in the fair city of Hubbard, Ohio. While the whiskers have greyed and the teeth rotted, I'm still a rogue at heart and refuse to put my saber and cutlass down and let them rust. My adventures were the stuff of legend and nobody belives me when I tell them about my lifes story. I once considered turning a friend in to the Indian authorities because I suspected he might be the nefarious Monkey Man of New Delhi. I abstained not out of loyalty; despite my altruistic claims at the time, rather in spiteful response to the parsimonious vow I made to never screw a friend even if they screwed me in the past. I even managed to buy that same friend's soul back for a back issue of Hustler, the scratch and sniff one, you remember at one. I have downed many a glass of deadly snake venom and conquered the dreaded chon vit lon. I enjoy fine whiskeys, one legged women, the occasional fist-to-cuff, etc. In sum, I am a man of leisure looking for a good time amongst fellow rakes, rogues, and loose women. As everyone knows cheap women and cheap whiskey go hand in hand, but protect thier honor they will make you happy for life and happier if they know you will keep thier serects to yourself if you know what I'm talking about.I am a firm believer in: If it spoken under the rose it stays under the rose, so ladies your deepest darkess secerts are always safe with me. I being totally sober and of sound mind at the time made a terrible blunder,despited my own warning to other to never shack up with a 100% Italian woman, unless of course you lock up the guns, ammo, and knifes. I failed my own warnings and made the fatal mistake.
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Women of loose moral fiber, Women with big butts,or Women with both traits, Jetsetters, Mongol Hoardes, Jacobites, , Lions, Elks, Moose, Kiwanis, Members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Members of the French Foreign Legion, Masons, Free Masons, not so Free Masons, Skulls & Bones, Knights of the Templars, Movers and Shakers, Members of Shackleton's and other Antartic expeditions, Fellow gentlemen of leisure, Gardeners, Seeders, Bone Thugz, Fashionistas, A-listers, Riffraff, Hoi Poloi, h..Hangers on, Hustlers, Nouveau Riche and Knitting circles... Any one in this small world of ours, after all life to short to hide under a rock all your life "De Oppresso Liber". Never meet somebody who I couldn't get along with and couldn't find some common ground with them.
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About me:
"Be The Lead Dog Or Follow A Bitch With A Good View" WARNING: I am the bad boy your parents and friends warned you about, so it best you turn around and leave, but if you stay you have been given fair warning....CAUTION IS ADVISED - It has been bought to my attention that WOMEN are dropping like flie...at the excitment of seeing my profile so proceed with yhe up most caution....For I learned the serect as I grew up and relised that you could see ladies wobbly parts and the parts that don't wobble just by asking and treating them nicely, my whole world opened up and revieled the endless possibiitly in this life.................................................. Some people are content to live and die within twenty miles of where they were born and to live a uneventful live as possible,but I can say with a true heart that I am not of them. As a matter of fact I'm completely opposite of that, I am the most eclectic person you will ever meet. If you want to know where I been or what I did so far in life take a look at the scars on my body, they tell the whole story better than I ever can. There is times when I prefer a good Harley Panhead between my legs rather than a good woman. I'm a very interesting person or that whats people think who really know me, know were I have been,and what I did so far in this life. My head is pointed towards the heavens, I have the stars in my eyes, but have both feet firmly planted on the ground, I may never get there but I will try my damness to make it. I Always wanting to see what is over the next mountain and yes I will admit I love to hear the roar of the cannons firing, the smell of burnt gun power in the damp morning air, and the feeling of a explosions shaking your internal organs. I will never get that out of my blood, and it will always be a part of me till the day I die. People around me think that I'm the most stable person that they ever met, but if the truth be known, my life is chaos resting on a razor edge always just balancing barely. I have been around this world and back again, and the funny thing is I alway seem to run into somebody that I know when I get there. Forever in search of cheap thrills and cold ones. After many years of privateering and swashbuckling on the highest of high seas and the lowest of low seas, I have retired in favor of a more bucolic country life in the fair city of Hubbard, Ohio. While the whiskers have greyed and the teeth rotted, I'm still a rogue at heart and refuse to put my saber and cutlass down and let them rust. My adventures were the stuff of legend and nobody belives me when I tell them about my lifes story. I once considered turning a friend in to the Indian authorities because I suspected he might be the nefarious Monkey Man of New Delhi. I abstained not out of loyalty; despite my altruistic claims at the time, rather in spiteful response to the parsimonious vow I made to never screw a friend even if they screwed me in the past. I even managed to buy that same friend's soul back for a back issue of Hustler, the scratch and sniff one, you remember at one. I have downed many a glass of deadly snake venom and conquered the dreaded chon vit lon. I enjoy fine whiskeys, one legged women, the occasional fist-to-cuff, etc. In sum, I am a man of leisure looking for a good time amongst fellow rakes, rogues, and loose women. As everyone knows cheap women and cheap whiskey go hand in hand, but protect thier honor they will make you happy for life and happier if they know you will keep thier serects to yourself if you know what I'm talking about.I am a firm believer in: If it spoken under the rose it stays under the rose, so ladies your deepest darkess secerts are always safe with me. I being totally sober and of sound mind at the time made a terrible blunder,despited my own warning to other to never shack up with a 100% Italian woman, unless of course you lock up the guns, ammo, and knifes. I failed my own warnings and made the fatal mistake.
Who I'd like to meet:
Women of loose moral fiber, Women with big butts,or Women with both traits, Jetsetters, Mongol Hoardes, Jacobites, , Lions, Elks, Moose, Kiwanis, Members of the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Members of the French Foreign Legion, Masons, Free Masons, not so Free Masons, Skulls & Bones, Knights of the Templars, Movers and Shakers, Members of Shackleton's and other Antartic expeditions, Fellow gentlemen of leisure, Gardeners, Seeders, Bone Thugz, Fashionistas, A-listers, Riffraff, Hoi Poloi, h..Hangers on, Hustlers, Nouveau Riche and Knitting circles... Any one in this small world of ours, after all life to short to hide under a rock all your life "De Oppresso Liber". Never meet somebody who I couldn't get along with and couldn't find some common ground with them.
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