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» Pet Peeves

Burglarize
Americans seem to have lost their toe hold on the English language when it come to adverbs. Nowhere is this more annoying than the (frequent) news stories where a premises has been 'Burglarized'.

No it fecking hasn't. It's has been burgled. By a burglar. Who did some burgling.

I'm looking forward to coverage of the Olympics where American athletes will 'Hurdlerize' obstacles and 'garglarize' isotonic drinks..

/And no, Vandalise is not the same - there is no corresponding verb - it means to make like the Vandals.

//Grammar SS Uberlieutnung Mungo_Spanner
(Fri 2nd May 2008, 13:17, More)

» Dentists

3rd Set...
I've inherited some dental problems from my Father (for example, I'm 36 and still have one milk canine).

As a teenager, I also started developing tooth-buds above my new adult teeth; without anywhere to go, they started heading for my sinuses.

Cue four days in hospital, having my palate removed, the tooth-buds hollowed out of my upper jaw, the bone being filled back in with polyfilla or whatever and then the roof of my mouth stitched back in.

I lived on soup for two weeks, and having a circle of stitches behind every.one.of.my.upper.teeth drove me nuts.

Still, it worked, so really I can't complain - except my jaw has clicked ever since (I think they used a car-jack).

/Length is not a problem.
(Thu 2nd Nov 2006, 23:25, More)

» Food sabotage

No story...
...but a link to hundreds more on-topic:

stainedapron.com/
(Mon 22nd Sep 2008, 15:24, More)