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i mostly lurk. unless i have something important to say.

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» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

the c**t puncher
knew him though friends of friends, and thought he was pretty normal. got it on for a few months before i left for university on the other side of the country.

i thought we were both dealing with the distance well, keeping in touch regularly and things.

and then he sent me a link on msn one day, to a woman being punched in her c**t, accompanied by the loving text "this is me and you".

it bloody did the job, i've never broken up with someone so fast.
(Wed 11th Jun 2008, 0:19, More)

» Teenage Parties

still a teenager
so hence still having these parties..

we were about thirteen...i did not attend this particular party because i was away holidaying, but when i returned i was told that my friends had got hold of some weed and had been utterly stoned. they had to smoke it out of the window so said parents would not smell it.

anyway, mid-stoning sesh, one of them drops the joint out of the window. bear in mind the window was a velux attic type. he scrambles down onto the roof tiles to get it out of the gutter and almost kills himself, if it were not for the others grabbing his trouser leg at the crucial moment.

thing is, said parents were leaving the house at the exact same moment and saw him dangling out of the roof. he's never been allowed parties since.
(Sat 15th Apr 2006, 20:25, More)

» Fancy Dress

fancy dress new years party..
at some house to welcome in 2006. I went as a red indian and was rather suave if I may say so myself. however my friend went as a zebra and wore a black and white striped top and black and white striped tights. and she did a black and white striped face.
all very merry until the next morning when she had a grey face and no tights because some cheeky sod had smoked a joint over her while she slept and hot rock burns had laddered them right through. she had to walk home in her knickers.
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 20:00, More)

» Urban Legends

i was 6 or 7..
and i told this girl in my class that i was actually asian and that my mum got up early to paint me white. i explained that the moles on my arms were the parts she had missed.

the girl is now my best friend and still tells people i'm 1/2 indian.
(Fri 6th Jan 2006, 19:58, More)