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30something.

FFS I'm 32. Stop cross examining me!

I can be best summed up as more Harry Hill than Little Britain, more cat than dog, half human, half donor meat. You've got to have a system.


I have no idea about how make pictures and post them. I went to APU, after all.

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» Mugged

Joker
Went to a New Years Eve party a few years back all dressed in fancy dress. One guy went as the Joker, complete with face paint, lipstick, jacket, etc and really looked the part. Great night out. He was also driving, and later in the evening he went to collect his car only to find the window smashed in.

Funny how a miserable Joker looks, phoning the Police, in tears with his make-up running.
(Tue 20th Jun 2006, 23:23, More)

» Urban Legends

Of course you do realise ? ?
that Susan Kennedy from Neighbours is tattoed all the way down both arms and that's why she always wears long sleeve tops.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 21:12, More)

» Useless advice

Supermarket
One laidee to another laidee in the fruit and veg aisle, holding a potato

" I always find you get more on the larger ones " . Wise words.

Also fighting fire with fire seems a bit odd, as do bags of nuts that 'may contain nuts', better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all - how's that work then?

and sneezing with your eyes open runs the risk of your eyeballs popping out. Apparently.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 12:27, More)

» Sacked

Innocence
Oh Christ I'm so boring compared to these!!

And I have enjoyed meals at fast food establishments without fear of the fillings.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 20:05, More)

» Child Labour

ah yes, . . fruit picking
In 1995 the going rate having picked a punnet of raspberries was 20pence. And the buggers complained if the fruit was a) too squishy or b) tubs overfilled.

Come the end of the week you would have calculated what you thought you'd earned, and upon collecting your dosh, surprise surprise, it was about a tenner short.

All this and the pleasure of a half six start during your summer holidays.

Still at least it was cash.

HAPPY DAYS!
(Fri 17th Feb 2006, 16:23, More)
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