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My friend says I should like this because he is from Eastwood wrong in the head.

Listen to my t'internet radio station. It's a mix of sinister and miserable most of the time, but you may request tracks to cheer it up if you wish.
Lookee/Listenee/Requestee Here. unless it is all of teh fucked. Winamp is a good listener.

I work in the media (I use the term loosely.)

For the time being, I am happy to sit here lurking and post the occasional snipe, and the odd very crappy pic. (Translation: I have neither skillz nor hummus)

If you like I will host your b3ta images in my sitting room on http://b3tajd.servepics.com - it seems to work. Give it a try! I think I have corrected teh upload coadez now.*

* - this is now broken, 'til I can be arsed to fix it.

I'm a grammar Nazi. Soz 'n'all that.

Now fuck off.

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is JD If You Please?, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to contort you for such a long time, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

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What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

Your idea job: gigolo. Or naked cowboy.
The Underwear Oracle

How to make a JD if you please?

1 part anger

3 parts arrogance

5 parts beauty
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lovability


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What Flavour Are You? Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.Buzz buzz, I am Coffee flavoured.

I am popular in the workplace, even though I am often bitter. I am energetic to the point of being frenetic; buzz buzz, out of my way. I tend to overwork myself and need periods of recovery time. What Flavour Are You?

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