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» Urban Legends

Convincing Bullshit...........
I told my girlfriend that as well as turkey and goose, barn owls are traditionally roasted and eaten for christmas. I also told her (trying to muffle my laughing) that the sun was actually only the size of a football, just really hot. She went home to inform her dad.
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 20:50, More)

» Waste of money

60 Quid
on a couple of farm hens and a coup*.

4 eggs in 10 months. £40 vet bill as the bigger one got an infection in it's eye, massive holes in the garden as they loved to dig holes and cram themselves into them while flapping and making a racket.

The only monies worth I got was watching them gobble down the following (in addition to a normal diet of poultry pellets and corn, of course) -

Monster Munch
Mini Cheddars
Stale bread and Cake
various biscuits

which made me giggle as they viciously pecked at a custard cream

In a flat now, hens have gone to a farm, which I doubt provides them with such goodies.

(Fri 1st Oct 2010, 15:33, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Foul, foul friend
His name was Plenty. He fucking STANK! I mean, the smell of a four week old bag of kitchen waste that has been baking in the sun being split open. He had more grease on his face than a Maccy D's fryer, filthy finger nails, rank puffy hair that snowed dandruff every time he moved. He was a foul creature.
(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 13:26, More)

» Vandalism

Never one to indulge in vandalism myself
but I will regularly reject a clean cubical in a public convenience for one that has some interesting daubings on the walls.

'Now it says 'Pass' where it once said 'Piss''.
(Thu 7th Oct 2010, 13:48, More)