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» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Hot kangaroo loving in the non-fiction section
Last year I applied for an xmas temp job at a certain book store. On the application form, along with the usual "we don't want to judge you on your ethnicity, but tell us all about it" PC bumf was a complete gem of a question:

What is your sexual preference?
Opposite sex
Same sex
Both sexes
Other (please specify)

Thinking they couldn't discriminate as sexual preference in no way effects your shelf stacking skills, I wrote marsupials. Never got that interview.
(Tue 27th Nov 2007, 18:26, More)

» Work Experience

My work experience...
..Was literally shite, seeing as that's what I cleared up all week. I worked at a wild animal hospital, clearing out all the cages, and feeding maggotty goodness to all the birdies.

The only problem was with Bernard the turkey. Bernard was allowed to wander wherever he pleased, hated black bin bags, and attacked anyone carrying one. So I therefore spent my entire week hauling around bags of poo and maggots, being chased by a psycho turkey; then having to write it up. Really prepared me for the real world, that..
(Thu 10th May 2007, 16:02, More)