» Pet Stories

i got two kinda strange cats
one of my cats can detect ganja from a long distance as he really likes to get stoned.

he caught a bird once (as a message, never for fun, always to say something..). took it into a bush where i couldnt get at him as it was still alive and didnt look damaged. he gave me a knowing look.. then ate its head

the other cat brought in a mouse once and it managed to escape unscathed behind some cupboards. it lived in the kitchen for 2 weeks living off cornflakes and water from the cats bowl when they were out. ended up having to create a macguyver like device to help it escape and it worked yay!

she also i discovered was working part-time as a "horse" for a little girl down the road to ride her dolls on. saw them one day as i was walking past, my cat seemed to be enjoying herself so i just left em to it

my friends old cat (may she RIP) used to beat up male cats all the time..

sorry for all the cats BUT I LOVE CATS OK :}
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 2:12, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

lol @ sex-faces :P
haha! man i do that to, dont turn me on, but i often wonder what theyde look like in the middle of a mammoth orgasm. tis amusing as hell ;)
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 14:24, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

inapropriate? maybe not :P
as a young lad prolly bout 6-8 yrs old our school used to do swiming lessons (pretty common me thinks:)...

one day the teacher made a girl lie on the diving board and was explaining about resusitation(?).

now i didnt understand at the time what girls and boys did *ahem* but i remember it was the first time i ever had a boner. in front of the whole class.. hehe nonone seemed to notice tho! maybe they all were just as interested in her naughty bits as me ;) or i was a "little" lad in more way than one :P who knows... it was enlightening.
and lots of sexy teachers *puts design technology folder over pubic region*. but thas about as common as grass on a lawn...

first post. wee
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 1:26, More)

» Picky Eaters

i have a slight problem
digesting some of these food hater answers :)

ill eat anything really. except bullshit...

tho saying that i do have a friend who hates milk, it makes him wretch. i ask him how his mother fed him as a baby. he says "she breast fed me" and i dunno what else to say after that really.
(Wed 7th Mar 2007, 16:47, More)

» My Collection

i have a collection of soiled magazines..
i would have thrown them away but im to ashamed :/
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 0:42, More)