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Hallo. I am a piratey Mairi.
I live and study in Ediburgh, but really I'm from Stornoway. This makes my claims to piracy somewhat more legitimate, being from a distant(ish) isle and all.
I'm sister to icklepeach. I am not quite as tiny as her, and can sit on the toilet without needing a step or anything. Imagine.
I'm a music student. This makes me better than you. It's harder than you think. There's SCIENCE involved in it and everything. It's not just fannying about with instruments and stuff. Though there is quite a lot of that. And composing. Which is ironic, given that most of the greats are currently decomposing.
See what I did there?
Malchick owns me (for the low low price of eleven pence) and wrote this profile for me. I'm too pretty and important to do such things for myself.
I have a disappointing lack of bacons in my fridge. This means Chick and Nick have to go to a greasy spoon for breakfast. I will learn from this mistake in future.

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